Funny Would You Rather Questions

List of funny would you rather questions that you can ask someone for fun and to get to know them better.

Would You Rather:
Always be overdressed for events
or
Always be underdressed for events?
Eat moldy cheese
or
Drink sour milk?
Sing everything you say
or
Say everything you think?
Have to dance every time you heard music
or
Sing loudly every time your heard music?
Find all your missing socks
or
Find $10 in the street?
Be bald
or
Be prepetually cursed with bad haircuts?
Have body hair growing everywhere
or
Have body odor that’s really bad?
Wear the same underwear for a month
or
Not shower for a month?
Constantly feel like you have to poop
or
Constantly feel like you have to sneeze?
Have a watermelon sized head
or
Have a tennis ball sized head?
Let a stranger lick your armpit
or
Lick a stranger's armpit?
Smell like a pig
or
Look like a pig?
Pee your pants
or
Hold your pee for 8 hours?
Wear wet socks
or
Wear wet underwear?
Be constantly followed by the paparazzi
or
Have a dozen ducks following you where ever you go?
Always smell like poop but not know it
or
Always smell poop that no one else can smell?
Always forget to buy 1 thing at the store
or
Always buy 5 unnecessary things at the store?
Stub your toe everyday
or
Be missing a finger from your hand?
Wear someone else's underwear
or
Use someone else's toothbrush?
Wear all of your shirts inside out
or
All of your pants backwards?
Have to announce to everyone around you when you fart
or
Announce when you have to pee?
Be a giant mouse
or
Be a tiny elephant?
Get paid $5 every time you pooped
or
Never have to poop again?
Only be able to use the same toilet for the rest of your life
or
Never be able to use the same toilet more than once?
Pee your pants in public
or
Go out in your underwear?
Use a random stranger's toothbrush
or
Kiss a random stranger on the lips?
Eat all your meals with your hands
or
Eat all your meals off the floor?
Tell someone that their newborn baby is ugly
or
Tell someone their new spouse is ugly?
Everyone laugh at you every time you fart
or
Be the only one laughing when someone else farts?

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